remember when everyone used limewire and when you downloaded a song most of the time it was never the song and instead you got a clip of bill clinton saying i did not have sexual relations with that woman

(Source: kelly-kapoor)

103,142 notes

thefirebenderwiththedragontattoo:

My dad said, “You can’t have any chicken nuggets yet you have to wait until dinner.”

and i said, “okay.”

BUT I REALLY STOLE TWO NUGGETS WHEN HE WASN’T LOOKING

18,743 notes

swans0ng:

I love how there are so many athletes who break down in tears because they ‘only got a silver’

and then you have this motherfucker

 

(Source: starklords)

52,528 notes