remember when everyone used limewire and when you downloaded a song most of the time it was never the song and instead you got a clip of bill clinton saying i did not have sexual relations with that woman
(Source: berryhudson)
thefirebenderwiththedragontattoo:
My dad said, “You can’t have any chicken nuggets yet you have to wait until dinner.”
and i said, “okay.”
BUT I REALLY STOLE TWO NUGGETS WHEN HE WASN’T LOOKING
I love how there are so many athletes who break down in tears because they ‘only got a silver’
and then you have this motherfucker
(Source: starklords)
